try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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