We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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