stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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