Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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