Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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