he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
