Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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