you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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