I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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