Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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