It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.