No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"