quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.