thanks...oh and i got my period
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.