stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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