As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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