What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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