Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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