Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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