Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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