Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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