real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so let's talk penis.
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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