Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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