Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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