I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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