1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Are we still banned from the library?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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