why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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