MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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