Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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