i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
All I want is dick and wine.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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