omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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