I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
