you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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