Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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