Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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