But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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