Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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