your room smells of hookers.
And success
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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