so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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