Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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