I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I need to stop coming to work sober
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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