My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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