In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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