Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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