My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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