Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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