break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
why is half of my head shaved?
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