It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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