dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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