Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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