We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
two words: eviction party
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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