dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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