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Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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