No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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