I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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