weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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