The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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