I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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