ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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