So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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